Loved

I'd just like to take a moment to list a few things that I have much love for recently:

Shakira

Cigarettes, and lots of them

Pink Ruffles

That bitch at "Black Tie"

That other bitch on myspace who sent me a message saying that I look just like her first crush, and don't I want to "hook up"?

My stalker, have I told you the story about my stalker? No, I haven't? I totally should sometime.

Telling people that no in fact, my hips do not lie, and neither does my twat.

Public Urination.

I haven't written anything extensive in this for quite some time. I'm sorry if I just can't be bothered that often. I guess that when I'm not writing on this, I'm out there actually living my life. I have to have something to write about. And the only recurring theme I can find recently is friendship. That's all I have around me, I am completely surrounded by love. And that is good enough for me.

Et Tu

I should have posted this earlier, but all I have to say about today is:

Beware the ides of March. Seriously, that bitch is vicious.

Take it or leave it.

If it makes me a loser that sometimes I like sentimental "Oh, don't forget how wonderful we were together, and all the wild sex we accomplished" songs, then so be it.

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