Pretty much the worst weekend of my life (so far)

I don't have enough energy to actually write in complete sentences, so from here on out, I will write a list of awful things that happened thus far.

Was forced to wake up at three o clock to go to work on Black Friday
Was cussed out by very rude customers at "Great Purchase"
Went fourteen hours straight without eating
Got in a car accident , involving me, and an unsuspecting ditch.
Told I was irresponsible, and the bain of my family's exsistence.
Told I was a role model for younger people, and that I needed to change my lifestyle to accomodate them. Fuck that.

Okay, you should see this.

Just for the record I love Paris Hilton. I just think it's really funny to hear Lindsay Lohan say anything derrogatory about anyone else. Especially when it involves the word "cunt"