Sometimes.

Sometimes I'm an emotional wreck. And then some other times I'm just a complete trainwreck. Sometimes its as if everyone else is moving at ten times the speed of me, and I'm just trying to catch up. Sometimes I hate it.

Hot Shit of the Month: Month One

I've decided that tradition is an important thing. So I'm starting one right now with Postarita. I am proud to introduce you to a monthly series of blogs I like to call "The Hot Shit of the Month According to Jordan"

In this post I like to tell you what I think is the best shit out there. And you should listen, because really I know my shit.

Jordan's hot shit book pick of the month:

"Looking for Alaska" by John Green

Jordan's hot shit album of the month:

"Dignity" by Hilary Duff

Jordan's hot shit food pick of the month:

Grilled Honey Mustard Snack Wraps by Mcdonalds

Jordan's hot shit song pick of the month:

"Umbrella" by Rhianna featuring Jay Z

And to be honest thats all of the hot shit I can think of right now, but stay tuned next month for the next part of "The Very Best Shit According to Jordan"

Oh, that's hot.

Apparently I can now blog straight from my phone. I don't really see this as ever being any useful but it's still pretty hot. Now I can forward dirty text messages from my phone directly to my site!

Also in the next hour or so will be the first set in a continuing series of posts here at Postarita. Stay tuned.

Lets get this shit up and running baby
jordan

For your reading enjoyment

So it's kindof late, and my body is full of antibiotics fighting the raging infection inside my body (but that's another post so I won't get into it.) And as I type this my dad is on the couch snoring me into oblivion while the Discovery Channel blares in the background. Apparently he was watching something which I like to call "People Who Got In Tragic Accidents, and Actually Survived!" I'm not sure if this is the actual title or not but it's pretty fitting. From what I can tell by just vaguely listening to it it's about some stupid guys who for whatever reason did these stupid things and then got all of these stupid injuries and somehow lived to tell their tale on some cheap Discovery Channel doccumentary. My favorite is the one guy who in his plane tried to do what I can only describe as a herky (cheerleading reference!) in an airplane. Believe it or not he crashed his plane into a crowd of onlookers. Well maybe that last part isn't true, he actually landed in the same parking lot as the onlookers however. Apparently he then went on to catch himself on fire, break both his legs, five ribs, and crush his skull among other things. Although as the Discovery Channel has just let me know thankfully there were no internal injuries (Thank God, I was holding my breath on that one). AHe went to the hopsital and then yadda yadda yadda he lived.

I don't know what the point of typing that was but I just felt like it needed to be shared.