I want this suit:
Now before you say that $1295.00 is excessive for a suit that I don't even have an excuse to wear, just look at how amazing I would look in it. See? If my neck looked like it attached to my body I would be unstoppable in that suit.
I would like to go noodling. What is noodling you ask? Apparently its when you catch a giant catfish while using your arm as bait. Now, I don't care for being outside, or eating anything someone caught themselves, but this looks just white trash enough to be a good time.
I would also like to have a endless supply of Sour Patch Kids. I really do believe they are the world's perfect food; sour, sweet, and so delicious. Sour Patch Kids are God's candy.
I really thought there would be more to list, but apparently I'm not that materialistic. Damn, that's something I didn't know about myself.