Tonight I saw the major motion picture "Blindness", not because I wanted to lose eight dollars to a film I had never heard of but because someone insisted that we see it. Let me just start by saying, that you should not waste your money. It was easily the worst movie I've ever seen. And though I usually kind of like bad movies, this was a complete exception. I hate using the obvious joke here, but I really would have preferred to be blind than to watch this again. Although that wouldn't even help, because even the soundtrack was horrible. Even the high points of most movies being violence and nudity, were bad in this movie. The five sex scenes were not in the least bit sexual, including the seven minute long blind orgy. Just utterly awful all around. So do me a favor, do not go to the theatre to see this. Do not buy it when it comes out on DVD, or bluray. Resist the urge to pick it up two years from now in the five dollar bin at Walmart where I know it will inevitably end up. Do not watch this movie with a mouse, do not watch this movie in a house. Just don't watch it okay? Okay. Thanks.
Someone owes me eight dollars.
3 comments:
Wow...not even watching it with a mouse could make it better?
Are you sure?
What about watching it on a train?
OH, or if you are forced to watch it in a plane???
Do not watch it here or there.
Do not watch it anywhere.
Do not watch it in a box.
Do not watch it with a fox.
I'm sorry with all the rhyming, I'm just engrossed in this novel right now.
I agree.
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