Monday, April 26, 2010

Thou Shall Covet

I'm just going to admit up front that this idea is not original, I completely stole it from Kelli, who I believe stole it from someone else.  Though I think it's good to keep a running list of things that I want, even if they are completely stupid and unattainable.

I want this suit:

 Now before you say that $1295.00 is excessive for a suit that I don't even have an excuse to wear, just look at how amazing I would look in it.  See? If my neck looked like it attached to my body I would be unstoppable in that suit.























I would like to go noodling.  What is noodling you ask?  Apparently its when you catch a giant catfish while using your arm as bait.  Now, I don't care for being outside, or eating anything someone caught themselves, but this looks just white trash enough to be a good time. 




I would also like to have a endless supply of Sour Patch Kids.  I really do believe they are the world's perfect food; sour, sweet, and so delicious.  Sour Patch Kids are God's candy.




 I really thought there would be more to list, but apparently I'm not that materialistic.  Damn, that's something I didn't know about myself.

3 comments:

Firefly said...

The picture of you in the suit might be the best thing ever.
Yay for MS paint!

Jordan said...

The sad thing is, I actually did it in Photoshop. I was just being lazy and couldn't be bothered to do it well.

清民 said...

your artical is so funny!! it make me so happy!! .............................................