Wednesday, December 01, 2010

A Prelude to 4 Things: "Oh Why, Oh Why, Oh, Why, Oh Did I Ever Leave Ohio?"

I know that things have been quiet here for quite some time, and I apologize about that.  I have many things to discuss with you as soon as finals are over in a week.

Topics we should discuss:
  1. My trip to Cleveland
  2. Why I was an unattractive twelve year old
  3. How my new Gap sweater implies that I have a vagina when I'm wearing it
  4. How I've consumed an unwieldy amount of calories in the past two weeks.  Seriously, you would be appalled. Yesterday I had not one Hostess product, but two; and they did not come in the same package. 
  5. How I'm submitting a portfolio for both the McNeese Contraband, and a local magazine so I can score some freelance work
  6. How Arlene and Jefferey changed my life
I'll see you in a week, though if you were wise I wouldn't hold me to a strict time frame. 

1 comment:

Estelle Darling said...

For some reason, I want to hear about the vagina sweater most of all. Followed by the trip to Cleveland.