Thursday, December 15, 2005

Him: And I saw that bitch ******* (name edited to protect the Irish), and she was all "Hey Son! Aren't you glad to see me?"
Him: And I was all like yes *******, you're like the sperm in my penis. And that is why I masturbate every day to get rid of you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah nobody posts anymore on Xanga, me included(everyone just kind of forgot i guess). I was searching for everybody and BOOM, there was Jordan and his new blog! So i have no idea what this post is about but hi anyway, give me a call or something -Brice

THE BUTT SEX IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!