Thursday, March 27, 2008


Man, did I ever tell you about that person in Helfin, LA that like really hates me? That one who's always commenting about how much of a fucking loser I am, and how I'm apparently ugly? No, I haven't? Well I totally should sometime.



Kelli said...

Trying really hard to figure out what f.u.s.s. stands for. Ferociously Ugly Salmon Sucker? Fabulously Unavailable Sexy Stud? So many possibilities.

Anonymous said...

APPARENTLY your ugly?

Jordan said...

It could mean a million things Kelli, like "Fuck You, Stupid Slut" or maybe it means "Fantastic Uterus Sells Seashells!"

I for one will never tell.