Thursday, November 10, 2005

A different take

I realized something today. If you really hate someone, if you really can't stand them. If everything about them just pisses you off and makes you want to lock them in a room and force them to listen to "With You" by Jessica Simpson for the rest of eternity, there's really only one solution. Sit them down, and tell them to talk. And as you listen to their entire life story, even if it bores you half to death, and makes you wish for a sudden hurricane to come sweep them into a swirling vertex of death; you'll like them a little more or at the very least hate them a little less by the end. And if that isn't life changing, then I don't really know what it is.

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